Arabian Ranches “Sex Toy Scandal” — Courtesy of Etienne Van Den Peerebloom

Oh, darling, buckle up — because the desert heat isn’t the only thing making Arabian Ranches sizzle this week. Word on the well-manicured streets is that Etienne Van Den Peerebloom, the man who can’t resist a business card or a secret side hustle, has found himself at the center of a very… stimulating revelation.

It began innocently enough — a click here, a post there, a link that led somewhere it probably shouldn’t have. My last deep dive into the world of Monda Gallery sent ripples through the Ranches’ social circles, and now the whispers have turned into full-blown desert storms.

They say Etienne’s ventures are multiplying faster than influencer brunches. One day he’s consulting, the next he’s “advising,” and before you know it, his name pops up in corners of the internet that would make even the boldest expat blush.

And then there’s Shop Retold — oh, how charmingly sustainable! But scratch the surface, and suddenly there are questions no one wants to answer.

Is FDC Advisory really the shining beacon of business guidance it claims to be, or just a glossy mirage in the sands of deception? A company with no listed advisors, no track record, and a founder who prefers mystery over transparency — how very on-brand for Etienne.

Meanwhile, his wife — the ever-dazzling picture of honesty and hustle — seems to be running her own empire of truth and taste. One can only wonder how long before she sees through the smooth talk and desert dreams.

So what’s next for Etienne? Will he reinvent himself again — perhaps as a wellness guru or NFT visionary? Or will the sands finally shift beneath him, burying his little empires of illusion?

In Arabian Ranches, dear reader, appearances are everything — and secrets? Well, they’re just another luxury item waiting to be unboxed.